dwight schrute mussolini speech transcript

But I think he got knocked down and then got up and was like, "Nope". ANGELA [00:26:41] He had a change of clothes, a Dundee. On another occasion-not to tire you with too many figures-our intervention in the Falangist Revolution will be documented. It was so different from the normal humor. I wonder if its just because Ive been going through withdrawal, but this was one of my favourite episodes. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Ping | As long as people care about what you're saying. He says it's like Club Med, but everything is naked. ANGELA [00:29:45] I mean, you know, I've had some frustrations with Pam's mom. JENNA [01:00:24] Okay. It means that the British do not at all know the race temperament of the Ligurian people in general and the Genoese in particular. ANGELA [00:38:21] Well, thank you for that. The Fifth Air Squadron was literally sacrificed, almost entirely. But he would have attached a Post-it note that would say, "would you please file these in your butt"? ANGELA [00:44:43] I'm not as versed in "Lord of the Rings", so-. It is in Dunmore, right outside of Scranton. There were comparisons galore, to figures as varied as Cruella DeVille and Adolf Hitler, but a lot of people likened the speech to The Office character Dwight Schrute's Mussolini-inspired . ANGELA [00:46:52] Blood alone moves the wheels of history. I'm, I'm in a relationship. Since 1935 the attention of our general staff has been focused on Libya. JENNA [00:34:46] So hard. JENNA [00:07:43] I think it was a Wednesday? Angela and Dwight is talking all about, the, he's going to go to New Zealand. Our war power also improves daily in quality and quantity. And that they, Kent said it was kind of phenomenal, like it was this amazing moment. Here's my bowling strategy. Michael: Could go either way. ANGELA [00:55:20] They really do. JENNA [00:45:14] Is, are they the Lords of the Rings because it's their job to keep the rings from the Eye of Swabsin. JENNA [00:39:01] For couples, single women and invited single men. So Leslie went flying and collided into me and then rolled backwards on top of me. It means that they are ignorant of the civilian virtues and proud patriotism of the people who gave the fatherland Columbus, Garibaldi and Mazzini. WE ARE WARRIORS! ANGELA [00:14:17] Oh, if anyone is still wanting to listen, we're gonna get into the episode. JENNA [01:03:44] In fact, I have to be on basically the farthest spot on the earth from your wedding. ANGELA [00:52:00] You can't laugh. And the finale of "Skating with Celebrities" was at the same time as this episode. It was like a Wednesday, but we'd already been filming in the bullpen. I can't be there. Ryan: Jim has worked at the same place for five years. And I'm wearing a hat. Well, I reached out to our line producer Kent Zbornak. JENNA [00:53:14] So Kent said the first take was pretty unusable. ANGELA [00:44:23] It was a person and he is gaining his power back. That was our catering company. ANGELA [00:49:04] Right. Dwight was named the North East Sales Association salesman of the year for 2005, and he gave a rousing speech at the yearly meeting, drawring from Benito Mussolini for inspiration. Michael: The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs. No, I was always cold. ANGELA [00:42:25] They caught it. Having definitely liquidated Britains armies on the European Continent, the war could not but assume a naval, air and, for us, also a colonial character. [15] The episode was viewed by 8.4 million viewers, and retained 88 percent of its lead-in My Name Is Earl audience. I would like to see them together, but I also like Pams boyfriend, even though I cant remember his name. It was necessary to face Greece, and on this point the accord of all responsible military leaders was absolute. ANGELA [00:30:39] I'm callin' a travel agent. And so I just really beam as he gets up there and I look around to make sure, is everyone watching because I'm really proud of him. "Did we hire a bunch of extras or did we just use existing hotel people"? I believe he did improvise quite a bit. ANGELA [00:02:22] I have a T-shirt on, a sweatshirt with a hoodie and then I have an enormous puffer over that. All right, I'll stop it now. He says here are some. JENNA [00:56:54] He really is. JENNA [00:31:02] Using Expedia or Orbitz. But at Zama, Rome destroyed Carthage and wiped it out from geography and history forever. So whereas Greg Daniels is in charge of all the creative aspects of an episode, Kent Zbornak would be in charge of the practicals. And it is I don't know how to describe it. So why does Dwight want to go there? He's like, no, I know what I did. ", "No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Oscar was like the only person that saw me. Sometimes they would have us do that. Notable cut scenes include: Non-notable cut scenes include Michael scratching an itch on his thigh, Dwight nervously clicking a pen, and several closeups of Jim's face. "Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we have been at war?". "What was the actual temperature in the office area when we were filming"? Dwight, the company's top salesman of the year, worries over a speech he must give at a ceremony honoring him. ANGELA [00:40:52] Did he say, who are you? They've been a bit estrange. We are finally in the kitchen with Jim and Pam, and they are finally bantering again like old times. ANGELA [00:09:46] He's really, really good in this episode. ANGELA [00:14:49] I will never forget this cold open. ANGELA [00:23:44] Look what I wrote on my card. I was going to say 64, 65 degrees. During that brief period of time we faced and overcame exceptional difficulties. JENNA [00:20:13] I feel like this is like my mom trying to tell me about what life was like without a microwave. JENNA [01:00:40] And otherwise they just had those signs up that said if you walk in this area, you might be filmed for a TV show. Thetape then cuts off as Michael throws the ball to an unsuspecting Pam. Jim: Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. JENNA [00:29:51] Well, you can add that to the list. ANGELA [00:59:56] And it's it's like a just some random convention. And he's like-. Thats not a toast, youre not standing up. ANGELA [00:19:06] Yes. I've never loved mail more than this mail. JENNA [00:18:18] Oh. ANGELA [00:56:51] Ryan is being such a you know what. And Michael's like and really, really just brings the room totally down but really earnest and Michael's like, "Oh, OK. All right. And like shoved him. << /ProcSet [ /PDF ] /XObject << /Fm1 5 0 R >> >> JENNA [00:55:55] Oh yeah. and and but Dwight is so into it. So I text to Creed. And I will travel to New Zealand. I add that the operative plan, prepared by the superior command of the armed forces of Albania, was unanimously approved without reservations. JENNA [00:27:31] OK. And I kind of remember it because all I do is sit at the reception deak. I'm not sure how to even be your friend now that you're getting married. Michael: Its a joke, Dwight, not a sex ed class. The hardships, suffering and sacrifices that are faced with exemplary courage and dignity by the Italian people will have their day of compensation when all the enemy forces are crushed on the battlefields by the heroism of our soldiers and a triple, immense cry will cross the mountains and oceans like lightning and light new hopes and give new certainties to spirit multitudes: Victory, Italy, peace with justice among peoples! ANGELA [00:10:02] The dummy wranglers. In a talking-head interview, Michael explains that the fact that Ryan (as a temporary employee) can leave at any time scares him. ANGELA [00:49:26] They do. Dwight's Speech. I also have to say go Jim! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour! She concentrated in Egypt fifteen divisions and a considerable mass of armored means and hurled them against our lines in Marmarica where on the first line were Libyan divisions, brave and faithful but unsuited to bear the attack of enemy machines. JENNA [00:49:16] It's a lot of keyboard. Sam, wake up in there. Not only eight months, as a superficial observer of events might believe, not from Sept. 1, 1939, when through guarantees to Poland, Britain unleashed the conflagration with a criminal and premeditated will. And it's really nice. JENNA [00:39:23] Your waitstaff. So like, who's the winner today"? Dwight: Blood alone moves the wheels of history! I use the shredder. Ryan: I know what I said. JENNA [00:00:52] All right, I'll tone it down. Ryan is a pretty sharp guy. If I remember it was sort of like on a Wednesday or Thursday. Betsy Bozdech of DVD Journal described "Dwight's Speech" as an instant classic. It's like it's like a it's like a. ANGELA [00:44:19] Sam, how do I explain Eye of Sauron? He starts pounding his fists. And Michael can't take it. Was it planned? Kevin: You should go to Hedonism. She atarts, it's you know, Michael wants everyone to get up and sort of say a toast. JENNA [00:01:25] Yeah. JENNA [00:57:29] No, I don't think so either. ANGELA [00:25:22] Inside his, like, man armoire. JENNA [00:00:24] Good morning, "Office Ladies"! Dwight is a survivalist and a nerd, and he enjoys paintball, anime, karate, Battlestar Galactica , Lost , law enforcement, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter . JENNA [00:04:28] And one hundred dummies. I didn't find him. Tenth, to beat the Axis, Great Britains armies would have to land on the Continent, invade Germany and Italy and defeat their armies, and this no Englishman, no matter how insane and delirious by the use and abuse of drugs and alcohol, can even dream of. Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such of thing of that nature. Summary: Dwight turns to Michael for public speaking advice, but it's Jim who provides some effective talking points. Stop public interrupting me". JENNA [00:18:50] They were cleared and not returned. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Here he is, Angela. So Michael says, "Everybody go in the conference room". JENNA [00:48:01] And we find out she is inviting Jim. So I asked Rainn and he said they, he thinks he did it about four or five times. A local pizza place, local mug. ANGELA [01:04:36] They had that moment on "Booze Cruise". Shes showing no sympathy in inviting Jim. Andthat can be kind of awkward, um, just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff, and I just, I dont want to offend Angela, or someone. Two of the three great ships damaged at Taranto are already in the way of complete repair. JENNA [00:26:08] I mean, kind of, it's still strange. JENNA [00:19:09] That part wasn't planned. Here's the thing. In an excerpted chapter from 'Conference Room, Five Minutes,' Shea Serrano's new digital collection of . JENNA [00:47:39] Exactly. But guys, it's a little family owned business. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. It's like it's a mirror image. Let me say now that what is occurring in the United States is one of the most colossal mystifications in all history. ANGELA [00:41:54] For this little moment. Then they're like, "Oh, my God, Leslie"! And Michael's like, no, no, they'd remember. And Jim decides, you know what? I did not notice any dummies. And then one of those two squares? Pam continues to plan her wedding, while Jim schedules a vacation. So you know the scene in Michael's office where he's telling Dwight, I'm going to, I'm a mentor you. Dwight: What if I give a really long extended thank you? That's a safe. Everyone. The lie is that the Axis powers, after they finish Great Britain, want to attack America. JENNA [01:02:25] Well, when the finale happened, a bunch of us went to Scranton for a big parade. You know, her wedding color is lavender, by the way. JENNA [00:39:26] So I mean, I think that that is an important thing to know because where would you put the money? Dwight begins telling the staff a sailor joke, but Meredith stops him because her nephew is serving in Iraq. ANGELA [00:16:20] He lost his balance completely. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? We are not like the English. Jim is passing by Pam's desk and Pam says, "Oh, I've always wanted to go to Australia" and he says, "Well, I'm going and I bought a nonrefundable ticket". "Dwight's Speech" is the seventeenth episode of the second season of The Office and the 23rd overall. But, yeah, I mean, the other thing, too, you should know is that Rainn really didn't want to miss work because he knew how much went into that day. Honestly speaking, I never liked this episode, it was the weakest episode in season 2. Leave me out of it. ANGELA [00:24:24] He's negative. "I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! ", "It is blood which moves the wheels of history! JENNA [00:49:47] All of a sudden. ANGELA [00:54:58] She's so proud of them. Just sit down". We'll bleep this out, this is what I wrote my note, "He ***s the bed". Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. JENNA [00:49:14] We're also watching the music video. or no. "[18] What does it cost? [16], "Dwight's Speech" received mostly positive reviews. But guess who's the last person to touch the thermostat back in the office? Kristy Swanson won. Keep the great shows coming!! Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Charles McDougall. ANGELA [00:19:27] Hold up. Why? JENNA [00:45:22] Or because they want to get the ring to him so he turns into a regular person again? I went to a friends house and saw it then came home the next day and told my parents to download it on itunes. Jim, upset at having to hear wedding planning at Pam's desk, calls a travel agent and arranges a trip to Australia. He's psyching him out. ANGELA [00:14:52] Do you want to know why? Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch. This is impossible because Germany now works with the men, machines and raw materials of the entire European Continent. It had its moments. These projects could not be made by those who have an inclination for the madhouse. Speaking of hidden moments, how many of you noticed that it was Angela who was filming Dwight from the back of the convention hall? And Rainn said actually that the voice thing is because he was screaming during the speech and he kind of blew out his voice. He loves you. ANGELA [00:25:31] You know you did. It is because we are certain regarding the grade of national maturity reached by the Italian people and regarding the future development of events that we continue to follow the cult of truth and repudiate all falsification. And Michael leaves. That we shall have to fight hard is certain, that we shall have to fight long is also probable, but the final result will be an Axis victory. So now we move into the conference room and Michael is ready to start giving Dwight some speech training. In his office. War beyond the sea and in the desert. Can we not rate episodes in season 2 for some reason? Angela"? Pam: Are you going to cry, Jim? Creed". I didn't even buy it for myself. Pam: Ryan, you should be more sensitive. And it is really the beginning of what I like to call "Ryan sass", that's going to really kick into effect later in this episode. And so Michael's trying to do his best Michael Winslow impression. Rainn runs at Leslie and like heisman's him basically. But I can totally see the between the lines theory. Even though Oscar is the one who set the thermostat to a colder temperature, he wears his jacket when Dwight and Michael are leaving. ANGELA [00:38:54] No, I actually figured you had something else coming. He said, was Rainn Wilson sick during this episode because his voice sounds like he might have a cold. The unity of political and military command in the hands of the Fuehrer-he who once was simple soldier and volunteer Adolf Hitler-gives to the operations an enthusiastic, irresistible, revolutionary and therefore National Socialist rhythm that begins with the highest generals and goes to the humblest soldiers. ANGELA [00:50:44] Huh. There remains Russia, but her fundamental interests advise her also to follow in the future a good-neighbor policy with Germany. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. From that day world liberalism, democracy and plutocracy declared and waged war against us with press campaigns, spreading libelous reports, financial sabotage, attempts and plots even when we were intent upon the work of international reconstruction which is and will remain for centuries, as the undestroyable documentation of our creative will. ANGELA [00:44:57] I mean there's like lava fields and all this kind of craziness and then hike Mt. This is not the first time this has occurred in the history of Italy! JENNA [00:12:40] "Beavis and Butthead" didn't they say? Donald Trump Jr's sidepiece, and Melania lookalike Kim Guilfoyle, gave an absolutely unhinged speech on the first night of the Republican National Convention. And here is something that's very interesting. So Michael, he's sitting at the bar. ANGELA [00:21:51] Guys, I want to present to you at 2 minutes, 31 seconds, a complete tongue twister. ANGELA [00:22:34] Jim Tongue twister. ANGELA [00:19:38] But you guys, do any of you have TiVos? [4] Lieberstein later revealed that Jim never went on his trip to Australia, noting "The whole Pam thing took him by surprise, he transferred and then wasnt really up for vacation. JENNA [00:40:09] Creed says he should go to Hong Kong. Fifth, the morale of the Axis people is infinitely superior to the morale of the British people. Michael will use the same conclusion when he loses a sale to Danny Cordray and convinces him to work for him in ", Dwight comes to work wearing sunglasses and tries to get Jim to complete the sentence, "My future is so bright". Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. Dunderpedia: The Office Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. And Dwight was like, "I can't go anywhere. "[7] Toby tells him he should go to Amsterdam, while Creed informs him that he should go to Hong Kong. They clearly care about one another. And uh get out of town for awhile, and go someplace not here. ANGELA [00:14:40] We have a cold open, Michael and Dwight are throwing a football while they discuss some dilemma at corporate, it's not important. Mary Kay Jones and Sarah Hyland asked, "How many times did it take for Rainn to get through that speech"? Major. And I really thought that that part of my life was over for me, that that wasn't going to happen. ANGELA [00:05:11] They, you know, the room was I really-. JENNA [00:41:26] But he's been meeting resistance. Meanwhile, back in the office, Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) begins to write invitations for her approaching wedding with help from Ryan Howard (B. J. Novak) and Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling). Did you understand? We don't know what they are going to say. ANGELA [00:44:28] He can be fully complete and he can reign pure hell all over the land. JENNA [00:12:21] "Bowling with Celebrities". I do not fear the unknown. That was "Dwight's Speech". The lightning-like and crushing victory of Germany in the West eliminated the eventuality of a long continental war. This happens in all wars, in all times. Michael: Im very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid, and I just thought that you were speaking abnormally. And I entertained Dwight to no end, with my bar stories. And he's like, "Yeah", and he hands them to you and you're like, "I wanted the love stamps, you know, the love stamps". Basically, Rainn was sick. ANGELA [00:00:12] Each week we will break down an episode of "The Office" and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. But I'll get to that. Contents 1 Cold open 2 Summary 3 Deleted scenes 4 Connections to other episodes 5 Trivia 6 Amusing details Dwight and Michael chuck a football back and forth, talking. They're like, "Leslie, are you OK"? The dummies were used in the back and along the sides of the auditorium. The episode received largely positive reviews from television critics. So they were like the sweatiest. x+TT(c}\C|@ 1 It was me against Raj Patel. They're doing Pam's wedding invites. Oscar: I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. [14] The episode received a 4.4 rating/10 percent share among adults between the ages of 18 and 49. Kevin: Its like Club Med, but everything is naked. Not getting paid to say that. A few more facts. And you're scandalous emotional affair you're having. JENNA [00:09:31] You can tell he's coming down with it. ANGELA [01:01:24] And Rainn was really, really bummed because ah, well, Dwight was really bummed because he had wanted to go to it. So but I have no-. Rainn Wilson tried to improvise Dwight's speech but was advised to stick to the script. It used to be a train station. JENNA [00:43:01] And that's an example of one of those that made it in. The Office Dwight's Speech extras In one of Jim's talking head segments, he shows a printed page of a speech given by Benito Mussolini. Michael hurls the football all the way to accounting, whereKevincatches it and tosses it back. We must never acquiesce. ANGELA [01:01:49] And maybe they had to film that little improv to justify it if they, like too many of them showed up at one time. The Italian people, the Fascist people deserve and will have victory. ANGELA [00:20:21] Well, this was, TiVo was a game changer. Congratulations, Dwight. ANGELA [00:11:08] Did people get injured? ANGELA [00:11:04] Who was on "Skating with Celebrities"? JENNA [00:02:11] What were you? He is one of the highest-ranking salesmen as well as the original assistant to the regional manager, (disputed) [2], and former Assistant Regional Manager at the paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin. There were. What's your pick. JENNA [00:55:44] You know, you're an authoritarian. However, during the first four months of the war we were able to inflict grave naval, air and land blows to the forces of the British Empire. ANGELA [01:01:57] The hotel in the show is supposedly the Radisson at Lackawanna Station Hotel. He's tells Jim he should go to New Zealand and walk the "Lord of the Rings" trail. JENNA [00:16:18] You can see it in the episode. Dwight, to Jim's annoyance, surfs the internet to find things to buy with his prize money. ANGELA [00:49:00] It's full of people. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? So I've also stayed there and I concur. I'm going to do my summary, but I'm gonna do it real gentle. He can take that. He reminds of a litle kid which is so cute. He leaves. He's like a little bratty kid. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. Dwight is sitting at his desk and he is talking about a sale on TiVo. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. See if you agree. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. JENNA [00:10:18] It's just all "Office" facts. Does you know what I'm saying? Because I asked Kent Zbornak and Paul Lieberstein, why is there a man dressed as a wizard in the background? ANGELA [00:19:31] TiVo. But what we were talking about would be absolutely ridiculous. He will be honored at a salesman convention and he wins some money. JENNA [00:34:00] Yes. I agree. ANGELA [00:12:51] I, it's still really fun. ANGELA [00:14:10] Did you just say "chunk it"? JENNA [00:12:23] What's that thing where you throw beanbags into a hole in your backyard? JENNA [00:27:06] Guys, at four minutes, 23 seconds, Dwight has this great talking head where he talks about losing his sixth grade spelling bee for not being able to spell the word "failure". I don't know. JENNA [00:50:13] He really does. Dwight's Mussolini speech as Mussolini Fantastic Filth 138 subscribers Subscribe 1K 50K views 5 years ago Dwight's Mussolini speech from The office! ANGELA [00:54:14] Well, wardrobe and I had a huge conversation about this hat because it was very camera specific. I'm waiting. I mean-. Dwight vs. Everything: A Catalog of Dwight Schrute's Battles on 'The Office'. Those who may be tempted to imagine something different forget that the alliance between Italy and Germany is not only between two States or two armies or two diplomacies but between two peoples and two revolutions and is destined to give its imprint upon the century. After Dwight's failed announcement, Michael tries to find a joke "that not even you [Dwight] can ruin." And then Sue Potts asked. FUMBLE! Blackshirts of Rome! So I think. Yeah. This is our duty to change their perception. Remember when he got Dwight to believe that Thursday was Friday? In the Mediterranean Italy is allied with a friendly Spain. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ANGELA [00:35:28] And then he goes, oh, also, there's no bonuses. ANGELA [00:31:29] The first time you see me kind of nice and close up. Why waste time watch many show when one show do trick? And and it made it in and they would often do that. ANGELA [00:02:01] We had one at 1-800-DENTIST, that that resulted in a lock box over the thermostat. Like. Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. JENNA [00:29:45] Orange invitations, Pam's mom. I want you guys to try to say this 10 times fast. JENNA [00:39:36] Don't worry about where you're carrying the extra cash. JENNA [00:14:02] Not willy nilly. I don't know. ANGELA [00:12:11] I don't. But when he goes on stage, he reuses his "What's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman" joke in desperation.

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